*Speaks in a upscale, educated, stereotypical British accent*
"Notice, how the troll lumbers from its habitat as it looms through the forest seeking who he may harass and derail from their train of thoughts. Such a great beast. A beast that usually travels alone, but at times can hunt in packs. The beast can be elusive, but when the emotionally unstable, serious individuals, and feeders abound it makes it's appearance. While many are harmless, while mildly annoying, few are incredibly dangerous and should be avoided from the same human contact that has caused them to become what they are."